Random questions

Random questions from the random question generator in my profile.

1) What reason do you have to believe the Earth is flat?
The Earth isn't flat. It's a sort of burrito shape, and we're going to get eaten by the alien who's making the burrito some day. It's huge.

2) You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
The milkshake feels left out, because I can't punch a hole in it with a straw. I think milkshakes should be solid, so they don't feel left out.

3) Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal:
Utilize dashboard non-ASCII characters for a startling effect, not forgetting the mercury to enable the computations.

4)You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
He's nice like that.

Whadya know, yet another blog

Gee, whaddaya know, I have another blog. Gods save me from blog-mania. I've already got a Livejournal (not that I use it...) and a Tripod blog (ditto...). That's it. I'm crazy.

I knew that already, y'know.

I know you knew.

So why say it?

For the benefit of anyone reading this who doesn't know me?

Makes sense.

I suppose so. *disappears*

Bye bye. *waves*